I'm Jen, a lesbian, a survivor, happily locked down, sarcastic, and a Professional Bum. I've stumbled upon the Fountain of Youth and I call it my queen-size pillow-top mattress. Trust me, no one has guessed my correct age since I've owned it. It has been my curse but a comfortable one I'm willing to accept. Lastly, I would like gratuity from the producers of 50 First Dates and Finding Nemo for producing successful movies about my life.